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When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.
Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.
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Shoving a hamster up your ass, because why not?
Steve: man I'm bored
Bob: what do you want to do
Steve: let's drop the hamster
Bob: I don't have a problem with that
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A fun and smart girl. Mostly under 5ft2. Very sexy as well.
Damn, that Mimi is a sexy hamster
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When you go a day without taking a shower, and/or wearing the same clothes. First used by a man from Rye, NY.
Steve is going hamster today since he didn't take a shower, nor did he change his clothes.
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Once a hampster bit me and i bit it back
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Ash, Stems, Assorted other burned and unburned pieces of marijuana or Weed. Meant to be saved for times of extreme desire of drugs when none can be found.
All we have is Hamster Mix, we need to hook up again
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Someone who has very small penis.
Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.
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