Face handle

A moustache of such substantial size that it can be used to wield the face.

"Woahhhh, I am totally envious of that face handle, it is majestic!"

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

Mexican handle

Hair on the bottom of someone's back you can hold when doing doggy or anal

I had nothing to hold on to when I was hitting it so I grabbed her Mexican handle

Blowback Handle

Buns or pigtails on a sex partners’ head, for which when giving oral sex, when the receiving partner is climaxing, they can use the hair as “handles” to force them closer to climax harder.

Hey Chad, check out Brittany’s blowback handles, I bet that’s a nice ride.

hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

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Black Handle

The manipulative act of a white man/white woman who only engages in relationships with black men/black women with the soul purpose to manipulate the decisions of the black man/black woman into not having a mind of his/her own to make the black man/woman dependent/submissive to the will their white partner by use manipulative tactics treating and talking him/her like child, animal or property instead of treating him/her like a partner/spouse and also abusive behavior can be present.

I feel sorry for that dude because his wife likes to black handle him like he's her dog.

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Milk Handles

A derogatory term for a set of boobs big enough to hang on to.

Dayyyyymmmmm check out that girls Milk Handles!!!

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