amelies girlfriend.
girl 1: “i love harry styles”
man: “no man thats amelie’s girl”
An incredible musician that started his career in the band One Direction. He is married to Louis Tomlinson. His first album, "Harry Styles", is critically acclaimed, as well as his sophomore album "Fine Line". He has risen to #1 on the charts multiple times with Watermelon Sugar, Sign of the Times, and Adore You. He is an advocate for LGBTQ+ rights, BLM, gun control, and more. Harry Styles is one of the most influential men of this generation.
Have you heard of Harry Styles?
Of course, he is the biggest rock star of 2020. How could I not?
another overrated, mediocre popstar from popular boyband One Erection who makes every teenage girl in an 100 mile radius faint by making music that sounds like nursery rhymes. Then he wears a dress and everyone calls it innovative, because theres never been a man in a dress before.
random teenage girl: Oh my god is that Harry Styles?! He's so amazing and talented! Honestly the greatest man alive!
chad: No one cares.
a person capable of saving so many people with a flash of green eyes, or a bright, beautiful smile. also has the power to give comfort in every single movement they carry out, and make everyone feel extremely loved and welcomed. has beautiful tattoos, the prettiest curly hair, and overall a perfect complexion. has an amazing personality. often speaks out against interviewers when women are labeled with sexist titles. loves everyone, regardless of race, gender, or sexuality. openly supports the LGBTQ+ community, and usually waves pride flags on stage when they are thrown. has the most ethereal voice and prettiest music. the pure example of a flawless being.
jenny: "hey, did you see that new picture of harry styles smilin-"
louise: *sobs*
THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE who sings about watermelon sugar (whatever that is)
OMG have you seen the picture in his new album? Harry Styles looks so hot
An overrated musician who is not as good as he sounds. Was one a part of the boyband One Direction, and has the most successful solo career. He's not even that good looking, so I don't get why teenage girls like him. The only song people actually know of his is Watermelon Sugar. Some people say controversial stuff, which might be true. But all his fangirls go crazy when he wears a dress every 2 months and tag him as a LGBTQ ally, which is just stupid. He's not an ally, he donated to places that are transphobic. Do not let his fangirls fool you, he is not the best musician ever.
Friend one: "who are they getting so excited about?"
Friend two: "Just Harry Styles."
Friend one: "Oh okay. Anyway, wanna go get food?"