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CLOSET HOLDER

Someone who knows he or she is in the closet and his keeping their secret.

I was a closet holder once and I never let go either till he came out.

by Sklendeasy February 25, 2019


clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.

When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!

by elle3000 January 20, 2012


horse holder

Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.

Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.

by Swiping Left April 6, 2019


Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.

Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.

by Cxrter January 3, 2017


Ice Cream Holder

A person who is in other words gay. Who tries to hide the fact he/she is but, doesnt quite do it right.

Oh, theres another ice cream holder at it again, he is so gay!

by Genral White Kracker July 20, 2009


hatchet holder

A yummy pussy ready to eat

Is it in her hatchet holder looks good enough to eat

by Onmnwlfpck October 6, 2022


chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut

After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!

by Cheesey February 13, 2004

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