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A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.
#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?
Jesus's sweet, Holy, Tasty penis cloth
some same consumption leads to everlasting life
Kanye west entered Heaven after eating the Holy Prepuce.
A term that is often used by Japanese boys for like "Holy shit"
Ichigo: "Holy Smokies!"
It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.
Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!
G-HOLY is a vegan rapper from Philly, who's been seen on BET Jams.
I ran into The God G-HOLY just now, and He shook my hand 3 times.
When a girl has a fucking body, expression used based on Mia Khalifa
Holy Khalifa that woman has a nice body
A term used by Harry Potter fans in replacement for "Oh my God!"
"The new Harry Potter movie is coming out!"
"Holy Hedwig!"