glass houses

A phrase used to remind someone that they are being hypocritical. It is supposed to remind the person of the saying "You should not throw stones in glass houses".

Jane (who is a little big herself):
"I see someone could benefit from a few more crunches and few less crunch bars."

Alison: "Glass houses Jane."

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Cory In The House

The Greatest Anime in existence. Focuses around the life of Cory Baxter-san, son of the head chef of Emperor Hirohito at the Emperor's palace. Cory-san gets into many adventures with Newt-san and tries to get the attention of Senpai Mina. Most "anime fans" would rather you watch cheap cartoons like Naruto or Attack on Titan, as they do not understand the greatness of true anime...

Pink Guy: ey b0ss, you wanna watch some Cory in the House?

Franku: Hell Yeah!!! Cory-San is the greatest anime ever...

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house to the neck

home alone. having the house to yourself with no one around

Girl: Aye i got the house to the neck tonight.. you comin over?
Guy: *sprints to her house*

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brass house

An establishment where a gentleman can procure the services of a prostitute, commonly advertised under the guise of being a 'massage parlour' or a 'sauna'.

Alright lads, fancy goin up the brass house after last orders? I think old Shelley's working tonight

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twinkie house

Interj. - A battlecry used when attacking someone, to strike confusion and fear into the minds of your opponent. Usually followed by a hard right hook.

"Itty bitty baby! Itty bitty boat!" "I don't believe it!" "Habeeb it!" "TWINKIE HOUSE!" *thwack*

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bud house it

When there is an ample amount of drinks left unattended on the table/counter and you ‘bud-house it’ by picking them up and drinking it so you don’t waste a drop.

There's a lot of extra drinks around, wanna bud house it?

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Swoll House

A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.

The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy

Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?

Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!

Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first

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