Neapolitan Hurricane

A Neapolitan Hurricane is the act of shitting, bleeding and cumming in a bowl, mixing the ingredients, consuming the mixture then vomiting it onto another person.

I had to take a shower after the raging Neapolitan Hurricane your mom gave me.

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Nuking a Hurricane

A male pleasuring himself in a windstorm.

The wind gusts could not prevent John from going outside to pleasure himself. When he reached climax it was like nuking a hurricane.

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tarp in a hurricane

very very loose skin

Your grandma's boobs flap like a tarp in a hurricane

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Hurricane Peeing

The act of urinating in a bathroom in a public place while spinning in circles, urinating on everything you possibly can, while screaming hurricane. Including ones own and others feet. You get extra points if you can do it while in the presence of a bathroom attendant.

I was so plastered last night and ended up hurricane peeing all over Perkins bathroom and got kicked out. The manager tried to make me clean it up but I ran.

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Hurricane Dorian

1. A powerful hurricane that existed from August to September of 2019 in the North Atlantic. It caused massive devastation in the Bahamas.
2. A sexual act where the male keeps the penis inside the woman for long periods of time.

1. Hurricane Dorian was a pretty powerful storm. Prayers to the Bahamas!
2. Well I just Hurricane Dorian'd your mom last night.

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hurricane katrina

a sex act in which you are in the doggystyle position and you place Monopoly houses and hotels on the girls ass and when you are about to "finish" you try to blow them all away.

i was having sex and pulled a hurricane katrina on her.

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hurricane katrina

A massive hurricane, that wiped out new orleans. dumb liberals have been saying "its all George Bush's fault he didnt act fast enough" which isnt true Bush couldnt act because the govenor had to ask for his help, so he wasnt able to just step in. Read the constitution.

Moron: Hurricane Katrina is bush's fault
Me: No it isnt why would you say that?
Moron: Because he didnt step right in after the hurricane
Me: because he couldnt, the constitution states that after a disaster the govenor of the state has to request the president for help if he doesnt after a period of time the president has to decide if he should go in and help.
Moron:...

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