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butt hurt

1. Displaying the emotions and feelings a small child would exhibit after falling on their butt. 2. Exaggerate one's distress in the same manner a child would after falling and not being injured.

When I took Jim's last cupcake, he got all butt hurt and didn't have dinner with us.

by Hamarz September 19, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac September 24, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hurt Sex

Where u have sex with sandpaper and it fuckin hurts

I accidentally did Hurt Sex

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ciara hurt

one of my best friends who is probably gonna go out with eddie carrasquillo once he break up w/ 7th grade sierra.

Ciara is very pretty and nice.

by LilCutieFaSho89 May 10, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


That Shit Hurt!!

An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.

Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!

by The Little Kid May 24, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butt hurt

When someone gets upset over nothing and get their feelings hurt.

David threw Emmilys books and Emmily there David's to but Emmily got butt hurt.

by _savage03_ February 23, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž