Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law

bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal

Illegality

How illegal something is

The illegality of that is off the charts

Big Illegal

when your buddy does something not appreciated by a government or leading figure

bro, you be doin a big illegal