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The state of existence when you realise life is meaningless, and come to terms with the pointlessness of existence.
In this state, you are neither happy nor sad- Just content in the knowledge the the trivial, materialistic problems of the world do not matter because eventually everything will come to an end and be forgotten.
Key premise:
We work in order to pay for things which we use to survive.
Yet our existence only means having to work and pay for things.
Therefore we are in an endless cycle of meaninglessness.
"I'm worried you're depressed"
"No, I'm just in a state of 'meh'"
A country the size of the fingernail and the pope lives there, it's a country inside a country, has more Foreigners than any country in the world per capita
Man 1: hey man where do you live and where do you go to school?
Man 2: I live in the Vatican state and go to school in Italy
Man 1: ??????
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1. Recognized in the Constitution of the United States of America at Sec 1, Cla 1 of the 14th Amendment and Art IV, Sec 2, Cla 1.
2. Thus, in any State of the Union, there are two State citizens, a citizen of a State, under Art IV, Sec 2, Cla 1 of the Constitution, and also a citizen of a State (and a citizen of the United States), under Sec 1, Cla 1 of the 14th Amendment:
“The bill filed in the Circuit Court by the plaintiff, McQuesten, alleged her to be ‘a citizen of the United States and of the State of Massachusetts, and residing at Turner Falls in said State,’ while the defendants Steigleder and wife were alleged to be ‘citizens of the State of Washington, and residing at the city of Seattle in said State.’ “ Statement of the Case, Steigledger v. McQuesten: 198 U.S. 141 (1905).
“The averment in the bill that the parties were citizens of different States was sufficient to make a prima facie case of jurisdiction so far as it depended on citizenship.” Opinion, Id, at 142.
3. The only difference between them is that a citizen of a State, under Art IV, Sec 2, Cla 1 of the Constitution, is one born in a State of the Union; that is a native born citizen:
“Joseph A. Iasigi, a native born citizen of Massachusetts, was arrested, February 14, 1897, on a warrant issued by one of the city magistrates of the city of New York, as a fugitive from the justice of the State of Massachusetts.” Iasigi v. Van De Carr: 166 U.S. 391, at 392 (1897).
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I am a citizen of a State; under Article IV, Section 2, Clause 1 of the Constitution of the United States of America, domiciled in the State of California.
I am a citizen of a State; under Section 1, Clause 1 of the Fourteenth Amendment, residing in the State of Georgia.
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Alabama: Hicks
Alaska: American Russians
Arizona: Bad football team
Arkansas: ArKANSAS
California: Wildfires
Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE
Connecticut: Bipolar
Delaware: George Washington
Florida: Hurricanes
Georgia: Coca Cola
Hawaii: Moana
Idaho: Potatohoes
Illinois: Alcoholics
Indiana: Indian
Iowa: Dark zone of US
Kansas: Patrick Mahomes
Kentucky: Fried chicken
Louisiana: Popeyes
Maine: LOBSTAH
Maryland: Crabs and Clams
Massachusetts: The witch trials
Michigan: Big boi lakes
Minnesota: Vikings
Mississippi: That other southeastern state
Missouri: Beer and Kansas city
Montana: Far cry 5
Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock
Nevada: Gambling
New Hampshire: Concord
New Jersey: New Joysee
New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things
New York: Only 1 good football team
North Carolina: Texas Pete
North Dakota: Rocky president's
Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois
Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan
Oregon: Portland
Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is
Rhode Island: SMOL
South Carolina: The worse of the two
South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us
Tennessee: Rock and Roll
Texas: Red dead
Utah: Salt lake city
Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember
Virginia: Gettysburg
Washington: Marshawn lynch
West Virginia: Felloff 76
Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee)
Wyoming: Doesn't exist
Bro the 50 states are weird
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Located in Happy Valley, this small town has a big campus. The students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in PA when it is a football weekend. Don't forget to stop by the creamery, Lion Shrine and say hey to Joe Pa who walks campus every day. We can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading.
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy
WE ARE PENN STATE!
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy
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1. (n) A University in Ohio where a tragic event happened during the Viet Nam War in May 4, 1970, in which four student protestors of the war in Viet Nam were killed, and nine were wounded. The National Guard was sent to the campus after the university's ROTC building was burned down in protest. Over sixty rifle rounds and countless canisters of tear gas were fired at protesters. Some refer to the event in itself as "The Four on the Fourth".
2. (v) Also used as a verb referring to the actions on the day of the event. See going postal
1. "Kent State is a pure example of faulty processes within the nation's military"
2. "I swear, I was about to go Kent State on they ass!"
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Being employed to provide a public service at half the cost of a private contractor while being criticized by citizens who's grasp of the inner workings of state government entails the 45 minutes they wait in line to get their drivers license renewed.
Man, the worst thing about having this state job is being bashed by high school dropouts jealous of my 5 figure income.
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