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Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"
Slang term for masturbation.
John was horny and felt the need to pet the pickle.
the act of exploring one's own (or someone else's) burger with their tongue, in search of those pickle slices, in which they were too lazy to ask for them to be omitted, then promptly removing them from the burger.
Ian proceeded to pickle-probe my burger, even though I profusely asked him not to.
A female who frequently partakes in sexual acts
Friend 1: Did you see that girl I hooked up with last night?
Friend 2: I saw her hooking up with several guys. Pickle hoppers, am I right?
Someone of whom looks or smells like a ¨Sticky Pickle¨
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Brad: Did you just smell Alex?
Josh: Yeah dude he smells just like a sticky pickle.
Both: ¨Audible skull emoji¨
2
Jack: Bro Liam For-real looks just like a sticky pickle.
Oliver: On god on god
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Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.
Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.
Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
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Pickle chungus is a fusion of both popular rick and morty character 'pickle rick'and funny January 2019 meme 'big chungus'
Greg: hey bro whats pickle chungus?
Peter: pickle chungu
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