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emo card

An emo card is short for 'emotional card', which can be two things.

A: A really sentimental card, either snail mail or ecard.

B: A metaphorical card that some pulls out to manipulate others in games of personal psychological warfare; a way of manipulating people using emotional tools. An emo card is an emotional tool.

A: Oh nice. Joe Butthead just sent me a big emo card telling me how fabulous I am. Too bad he addressed it to the wrong person!

B: Leticia Lonelyme saw she was not getting her way with Mr. Couldgiveadamn, so she brought out her emo card, and did a very convincing weeping Moment. Five minutes later, she was smiling inside as Mr C. gave in and did what she wanted. (hey, use your imagination folks, this is a family channel. Sort of.)

by Bored-with-bullshit February 26, 2011


SOS Card

The term described when your parents say you can phone them up and get a lift home if you become to inebriated on a night of heavy drinking (usually on special occasions i.e. Birthday or new year).

Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.

Dials the persons mother who is to drunk to function 'Jan, we need an SOS Card. Thommo is blackout drunk again and trying to buy all the chicken in the chicken shop'

by Thommo the legend January 7, 2014


Spot Card

When you owe someone money you will give them a spot card, a card which contains your name and amount of money owed to the person, spot card is ripped in half when amount has been payed to person, if not payed in a month 10 dollars will be added to initial spot amount.

I'll give you a spot card so I can remember what amount of money I owe you Mr.Krabs.

by Nuttin personal October 3, 2017


P-Card

The P-Card, or Penetration Card, is similar to the V-Card except with a more strict definition. The P-Card may only be lost through intercourse, so unlike the V-Card possession is not up for debate.

Dude, I was wasted with the hottest chick last night and we ended up at her place. When I woke up in the morning I realized she had taken my P-Card *High Five*

by SMA7 February 27, 2008

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cut cards

To process evidence for policy debate. Note: "Cutting Cards" is a general term and can include reading articles or books, tagging or citing pieces of evidence, or arraging evidence in a file. Origin: Was originated because people used scissors and paper to physically cut out and tape down evidence back in the day.

We didn't have any answers to that argument so they told me to go cut cards.

by Athena Pappas October 22, 2006

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welfare card

In some states welfare is distributed using credit/debit style electronic cards that can be used for groceries and such. In Pennsylvania it is called an Access Card.

Sally used her welfare card to get groceries like chips, soda, and ice cream so her cash was free for lottery tickets and heroin.

by kingfunk August 25, 2006

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race card

An instant win if your loosing a fight with a white guy, white people don't get the race card only get persecuted by it, its used to slingshot you form the back to the front weather the win is deserved or not(more often not)

Race card user:Don't vote for me your racist

by GW_Watchman November 1, 2009

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