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Multiverse theory
This is a amateur theory developed by a future astronomer Devon Lilly. He developed this theory at age 14 in 2017. This theory is unknown to most scientist but is said to be a revolutionary theory in astrophysics and cosmology. It states how the Big Bang theory is constantly happening and that our universe is 2 dimensional and moving forward in time in a physical form. Eventually we will reach another Big Bang and all the essence of our universe will combine with that of another's. This counteracts the theory of the expanding universe, and says that the universe only is becoming more crowded after each Big Bang. Or as Devon refers to as the Big Breach. This theory was not published yet, and has been reviewed by other scholars of this topic. See other articles for the full information on this theory.
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Amateur Astronomers Association
SETI Institute
Did you heard about the Multiverse Theory?
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A Theory is when a girl wears tight pants... not just any tight pants. Tight-skin-and-fat-spilling-over-so-you-have-to-pee-every-15-minutes pants... If you happen to spot these...you are a witness to a Drop Theory. The design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the buttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. However, in some cases... it presents a shelf-look... so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady's bottom.
This effect is not all that unlike the bustle skirts of the Victorian Era. The appearence of a large bottom gives a subtle, body-language message that a woman is fertile and able to produce multiple children. Such is the reason for men (or women) being so attracted.
When a girl goes to remove those jeans, though, the drop theory is at it's best, and the buttocks and thighs return to normal shape, with imprints around the hips.
"The design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the buttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. However, in some cases... it presents a shelf-look... so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady's bottom."
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The "Buffalo Theory" is a comparative theoretical hypothesis which attempts to predict the cumulative effects of drugs/alcohol upon the brain over time.
The theory states that:
"damage to the brain brought about by excessive consumption, acts as a 'clean-up agent', damaging or destroying weaker brain cells before their sturdier counterparts, raising the proportion of the brain that these stronger brain cells represent, thereby improving the overall quality of brain output, through a process analogous to natural selection in animals."
Earliest records indicate that Giles **** originally published details of the theory to friends on a night out.
The name 'Buffalo Theory', comes from the analogy with natural selection, particularly within the buffalo community. Giles states that just as, "the weaker buffalo of the herd get picked off by predators, leaving the stronger, more intelligent members to procreate, the weaker brain cells are picked off by consumption, leaving those which are better suited to a drink-and-drugs environment."
Skeptics and criticizers of the theory widely believe that Giles announced his theory to justify his own excessive consumption, which he denies frequently by throwing empty wine bottles. It is also not yet known whether excessive consumption does in fact only kill off the weaker cells.
Critic : "You will kill yourself if you keep drinking/smoking/etc. like that."
Buffalo Theorist : "You OBVIOUSLY never heard of 'Buffalo Theory'. Idiot."
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The theory explaining why something that we know nothing about suddeny appears everywhere in our lives once we are made aware of its presence in the world. The theory states that it has always been there, however once we make a personal connection with it, we realize it in everyday use.
This summer I visited Tahiti and ever since I returned the French Polynesian Islands have been all over the news.
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The original Electronic rap-metal album.
Revolutionized the nu-metal scene. Criticized by losers because it was more popular than Marlyin Manson.
Hybrid Theory is awesome
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A twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop...
Man! Orbital Rulzzzzz!!!!!!111
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To know what poser theory is, we must first determine what a "poser" is.
The word obviously comes from the word "pose," to stand/ act in a certain way to seem as if you are something other than what you are. From this, we can conclude that someone who is an alleged poser is trying to be something they are not.
Many people call people posers mainly by what they wear, which is ussually their first mistake. People wearing clothes that they bought does not make them a poser- it is their attitude.
Posers will ussually speak about how they are interested in the group they are "posing" for. This may ussually include hobbies and music, such as skateboarding and mainstream emo/ metal bands.***
A definate sign of a poser is that they try to call out other posers, so as to keep their true agenda safe. The best way to explain this common symptom is to compare it to closet homosexuals - how they show signs of homofobia, or say things along the lines of "homosexuality is wrong*" or "queers should die**."
Another symptom is that the poser-in-question will ussually sing/ talk about a song or songs that the group likes. However, this song is ussually the only song by the artist (of the entire genre)that they know, or have even heard of.
The last, and possibly the most obvious symptom, is that the poser-in-question has said/ says outloud that they are (insert clique), or they say that they will be.****
This theory suggests (for the most part) that:
1) If you call yourself something (ex. emo, scene, skater, etc.), you are acting like a poser.
2)People who CALL people posers, are ussually posers.
3)If you PLAN to be like a certain group with that group being named, you are a poser to that group.
* ** I strongly dissagree with these statements. They were used soley as examples and nothing more.
Poser Theory Examples:
*** "Dude, I love Diary of Jane, by Breaking Benjamin! It's the best!!"
"Do you like their other songs?"
"I've never heard any of their other songs.."
**** "I'm totally emo now; my entire ipod is filled with My chemcial Romance."
or
"I think I'm gonna be scene.."
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