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Theory of existence/order that equates your normal, run of the mill strip club with a pyramid. All the players on this tawdry stage have their own corresponding level on the pyramid. At the bottom or broad base are the customers, who make up the largest faction. Next up are the dancers themselves--numbering slightly less than the patrons. A little further up the "food chain"(although in many case they get less perceivable respect than the dancers) are the support staff(bartenders, waitresses, D.J.s, valets,& bouncers, etc., etc.) Above them are the "image pimping" establishment of managers(shift bosses, house moms, whatever the fuck you call them). Finally at the apex or very tiptop sits the OWNER(or "GOD" as some of these ass clowns really perceive themselves). The general mechanics of this theory are that desire, respect, and most of all money tend to flow up the pyramid(though sometimes staff do catch shit) while abuse, scorn, and bullshit tend to flow downward. What makes this theory somewhat important is that it is the basis of understanding(and often the circumstance calling into existence)utilized by that cunning genus of outlaw known as the STRIPPER FUCKER who, by his very existence, is in direct opposition to the triangle theory(though he utilizes it to his advantage at times)and would be viewed as a threat by all factions the strip club establishment if they could pull their collective heads out of their asses, put their egos and petty jealousies aside for one brief moment, get over themselves, quit plotting against each other and work together. Which of course WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!
I did not make the TRIANGLE THEORY up. Somebody at the other end of the bar pointed it out to me once(after I bagged my first stripper) and I started taking a good hard look at what the fuck was really going on inside my favorite strip club. Sorta like that guy who came up with that"INTELLECTUAL WHORES" business a while back. It worked for that guy, me, and probably other dyed in the wool STRIPPER FUCKERS out there. All I know is the shit exists and the sooner you recognize it, the sooner you'll be leaving with the help after closing time instead of heading home to Rosy Palm with a lighter wallet!!
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Multiverse theory
This is a amateur theory developed by a future astronomer Devon Lilly. He developed this theory at age 14 in 2017. This theory is unknown to most scientist but is said to be a revolutionary theory in astrophysics and cosmology. It states how the Big Bang theory is constantly happening and that our universe is 2 dimensional and moving forward in time in a physical form. Eventually we will reach another Big Bang and all the essence of our universe will combine with that of another's. This counteracts the theory of the expanding universe, and says that the universe only is becoming more crowded after each Big Bang. Or as Devon refers to as the Big Breach. This theory was not published yet, and has been reviewed by other scholars of this topic. See other articles for the full information on this theory.
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Amateur Astronomers Association
SETI Institute
Did you heard about the Multiverse Theory?
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A Theory is when a girl wears tight pants... not just any tight pants. Tight-skin-and-fat-spilling-over-so-you-have-to-pee-every-15-minutes pants... If you happen to spot these...you are a witness to a Drop Theory. The design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the buttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. However, in some cases... it presents a shelf-look... so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady's bottom.
This effect is not all that unlike the bustle skirts of the Victorian Era. The appearence of a large bottom gives a subtle, body-language message that a woman is fertile and able to produce multiple children. Such is the reason for men (or women) being so attracted.
When a girl goes to remove those jeans, though, the drop theory is at it's best, and the buttocks and thighs return to normal shape, with imprints around the hips.
"The design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the buttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. However, in some cases... it presents a shelf-look... so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady's bottom."
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The "Buffalo Theory" is a comparative theoretical hypothesis which attempts to predict the cumulative effects of drugs/alcohol upon the brain over time.
The theory states that:
"damage to the brain brought about by excessive consumption, acts as a 'clean-up agent', damaging or destroying weaker brain cells before their sturdier counterparts, raising the proportion of the brain that these stronger brain cells represent, thereby improving the overall quality of brain output, through a process analogous to natural selection in animals."
Earliest records indicate that Giles **** originally published details of the theory to friends on a night out.
The name 'Buffalo Theory', comes from the analogy with natural selection, particularly within the buffalo community. Giles states that just as, "the weaker buffalo of the herd get picked off by predators, leaving the stronger, more intelligent members to procreate, the weaker brain cells are picked off by consumption, leaving those which are better suited to a drink-and-drugs environment."
Skeptics and criticizers of the theory widely believe that Giles announced his theory to justify his own excessive consumption, which he denies frequently by throwing empty wine bottles. It is also not yet known whether excessive consumption does in fact only kill off the weaker cells.
Critic : "You will kill yourself if you keep drinking/smoking/etc. like that."
Buffalo Theorist : "You OBVIOUSLY never heard of 'Buffalo Theory'. Idiot."
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The theory explaining why something that we know nothing about suddeny appears everywhere in our lives once we are made aware of its presence in the world. The theory states that it has always been there, however once we make a personal connection with it, we realize it in everyday use.
This summer I visited Tahiti and ever since I returned the French Polynesian Islands have been all over the news.
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The original Electronic rap-metal album.
Revolutionized the nu-metal scene. Criticized by losers because it was more popular than Marlyin Manson.
Hybrid Theory is awesome
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A twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop...
Man! Orbital Rulzzzzz!!!!!!111
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