Guy#1: I got a inverted marker
Guy#2: I heard those are rare.
The woman kneels facing the headboard, using it to hold herself up. The man lays on his back between her legs and points his knees towards his head. His penis is then inserted into her vagina or anus. You know what to do after that.
Inverted missionary reverse cowgirl is a difficult sexual position to get into, but tots worth it.
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Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night
A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
Phil Lester seems sweet in soft but everyone knows that a soft invert top.
a man who is completely bald on top but with a considerably sized full beard, this making his head look "inverted."
my dad decided to shave off his thinning hair but continued to grow his beard, now he is an invert.