iPod Nazi

A higher authority or peer who unquestionably confiscates one's iPod when sighted.

Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*

Jimmy: ...But...

Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?

Jimmy: No actually I do-

Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?

Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...

iPod slut

A person who over uses an iPod that does not belong to them.

iPod Owner: Dude, you are totally slutting my pod.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.

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iPod Touch

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!

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iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

perfect ipod

a completely full ipod that, when put on shuffle, always comes up with a song that you like

finally i managed to get a perfect ipod! took a while deleting all that japanese grindcore though

iPod Party

A group of people who listen to the same song one their own iPod at the same time and dance together. First seen on the IT Crowd (UK).

Douglas Reynholm: "I can't hear you, we're having an iPod Party!"

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iPod Touch

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"

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