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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
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Short for severe crippling alcoholism. When someone drinks so much alcohol on a daily basis, they don't merely have a drinking problem. They got the "ism"
Dude! You drink a big dirty of vodka every morning to stop your shaking. Bro! You don't just drink. You got the "ism"!
A term referring to how Jasons speak.
Examples include:
"She dummy thicc"
"Pause... big pause"
"if it ain't snowing I ain't going"
"He's gay for sure"
"Down bad"
"Aight bruh"
"Imma pull up"
"Lakers in 4"
"Hey Arianne, wanna learn some Jason-isms?" "Aight bruh"
A movement often performed by mr.D'ambra. Inspiration comes from mr.White's slang "skisme"
"Skisme-isme-dælme-ælme"
a religion where people have an addiction to people way older than them.
I follow addiction-to-older-people-ism because of marvel and other celebrities.
The act of laying about like a beached whale consuming all things that can fit in his abnormaly large mouth(and some that cannot).Also going after girls much younger than him because lets face it the fat shit has the mentality of a newborn muskrat.
zumbi:did you hear about that fat fuck who ate his own family?
whocares:i believ i did,i also heard he practiced kenny steen-ism on a daily basis
zumbi:its possible,i think hes just a fat fuck.its my personal opinion but who knows.
The belief that there are other beliefs
I'm an Ismist because I believe that there are other beliefs so I believe in Ism-ism