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Israeled

A nicer way of saying "royally fucked", as in "Palestine is ISRAELED" or "PALESTINE IS ISRAILED". Cool kids sometimes drop the linking verb to say "PALESTINE ISRAILED"

Palestine is Israeled.

by 3exmachina December 26, 2023

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

A negative and antisemitic term created by those who hate the only democratic country in the Middle East. Just as you wouldn't use certain terms that are pejorative (negative) for POC or religions, this word will show you as a rude bigot.

I have been Israeled (instead of Jewed).

by NoHatredHere December 27, 2023

22πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

When people group together to murder you but nobody else cares because you're Jews

Terrorists are entering Israel to kill people who are therby Israeled when the world does not care.

by k1ked1ke January 17, 2024

65πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.

"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."

by MathProf December 28, 2023

24πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.

Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.

by breathyful January 28, 2024

73πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

Fooled. Lied to. Scammed.

All they show us are propaganda. Don’t be fooled by them. Don’t be Israeled

by EndZionism December 15, 2023

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.

You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it

by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023

25πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž