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Mongolian Children

What I keep in my basement

I have a Mongolian children on my basement

by MEJION July 6, 2020

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Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

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Satan's Children

A discord server filled with simps and idiots

Person: This place looks like Satan's Children

by Jarnsida May 10, 2020

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sire of the children

The Father or head of the house. Usually enforces the rules upon children.

"Wow those kids are so respectful and kind!"

"That is because the Sire of the Children makes them follow the rules."

by Vy365 February 3, 2017

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Children of Atom

Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom, most often shortened to the Children of Atom or the Church of the Children of Atom, is a religious group which believes in two core concepts; Kesler's Theory and the belief of Atom as an omnipotent being, an otherworldly force, or elsewise. Atom is seen as an entity of pure creation and so is not seen as an omniscient being.

Person 1: I can't believe those wacko Children of Atom worship atomic bombs.
Person 2: They don't worship atomic bombs, they simply see the bombs as a force of creation instead of destruction you nincompoop.

by cucumberishot January 21, 2022

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Children of Bodom

A Finnish Melodic Death Metal band who were brilliantly awesome with the unique entwining of guitar and keyboard solos. Until one day they met the representatives of MTV. They decided to destroy all their melodic nature (except for the keyboard) and replaced it with cold, tinny, muddy, industrial sound. This appealled to the teenagers with severe surplus of angst, a.k.a almost ALL teenagers, and made megabucks from them.

CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.

Oh well, back to Kalmah.

Metalhead A - "Do you like Children of Bodom?!"

Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".

by Tordah February 17, 2009

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Married with children

A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.

Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!

Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...

by Merlin. September 8, 2010

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