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train surfing

An extreme sport popular in Soweto, South Africa.

It includes things like hanging onto a moving train and sliding your feet on the platform, standing on the roof and dodging powerlines, jumping on and off repeatedly, jumping from a bridge onto a moving train and jumping between carriages. The more dangerous the stunt, the better.

It is illegal, and fatalities are common

Sipho and Themba went train surfing from Dobsonville to Orlando.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock surfing

When lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to Chat Roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. They are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.

"My sexuality is questionable after spending all last night cock surfing on Chat Roulette"

by Filisofic March 3, 2010

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Ego-Surfing

Using a search engine to find references to oneself on the internet

I'm ego-surfing on google

by Egomaniac September 18, 2003

85๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


redneck surfing

Being the driver of a moving vehical and jamming the gas while you climb out the window to lay on the windshield of the vehical, leaving no one to drive the car.

Person 1: Oh look at the driver of that truck! hes on the roof?

Person 2: He's redneck surfing, well was...

go to ebaumsworld.com for a video sample of how this activity is preformed

by Dr. Funk August 2, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Surf Nazi

Someone who blows off work, school, girlfriends, or all of the above to surf.

I wrote "Surf Nazi" all over my notebook and my teacher tripped!

by Mikerowave September 22, 2003

86๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


carpet surfing

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.

Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.

by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm November 6, 2008

57๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


surf ninjas

One of the coolest movies ever made. About 3 brothers who live on the beach in California but find out that they are princes for some foreign island in Indonesia. The comic relief has a magical power where if he says "what if this happened" or "that would suck if this happened" then it would happen, plus, he's an idiot. Also, it's rated PG. Rent it TODAY!

Nate - hey, Bryan, have you watched the cooly awesome movie Surf Ninjas?
Bryan - Oh, uhhh... no.
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*

by Xenoglyph October 15, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž