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to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner
colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.
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spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.
One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!
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An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...
I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...
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It means that you’re basically full of it and/or lying. When someone is saying some bs story as usual and you not it’s not true, you can reply “Calm Down Your Ass Itches.”
Jim- I posted up a video of me wheeling in the field with 3 feet of powder on the ground, and this girl commented “ya can’t ride”
I said to that bitch “ Your Ass Itches and that her and her man both can’t ride for dog dick in a black pussy
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Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.
When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.
A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur
How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.
Itching your elbow is used to describe jerking off or masturbating.
“Last night I itched my elbow so long my hand cramped up 😉”
“I itch my elbow for like 3 hours every day.”
“What does that mean?”
“All of GenZ uses ‘itching my elbow’ as masturbating”