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Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom
Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor
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The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz
Jake your family tree is looking nice on my timeline!
Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.
Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!
Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!
Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.
Girl: "Dang! Jake is so hot and just amazing! I believe I have a crush on him."
Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.
Jake and I hung out the other day and he is so funny and sweet.
Jake is a sick lad he loves soccer and is sort of tiny
Oh... and hi Jake
Jake is a legend