January 4

January 4 is get off your phone and talk to your crush in person.

You: Hey! I just got off my phone to tell you I like you! It’s January 4th!

Your crush: Wow! You would do that for me? I like you back!

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January 22

The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!

Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22

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January 17

The best day to cuddle up with your loved one or watch Netflix and give them head.

Girl- hey it’s January 17th you know what that means!

Boy- I’ll be over at 8.

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January 1

January 1 is the Day of the GODs if you were born on January in a few years your a genius, everybody thinks your hot and tall

If your were born on January 1 your a true Genius

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January 14

National turtle day for those turtles

Me:happy birthday turtle

Turtle:-looks-
Me:it’s January 14 turtle day
Turtle:-smiles-
Me:PARTY

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January 20

National vibe check day!! Tell someone vibe check and if they aren't vibing then pennywise come and kills them

You:It's January 20 you know what that means. Vibe Check!!
Person: Nah
Pennywise: *rips off arm*
Person:*dies*

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January 13

January 13 Is love your girlfriend/boyfriend day! give your loved one lots of hugs and kisses today or you will get bad luck.

Give me 1555500 Hugs

why?

because it’s january 13!

ok!!

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