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Japanese Golf

A term that doesn't exist. Often mistaken for Kabuki theater.

It doesn't exist; it's only for show.

Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.

Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?

Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.

by Ludiquist November 14, 2018


japanese spitz

A walking cloud. A dog that looks like white candy floss on legs.
Barks at everything but would welcome an intruder into your home.

Look at that dog he is so fluffy, I bet hes hard yo keep clean. What breed is he? A japanese Spitz.

by Kdp17 September 30, 2019


japanese cockfighting

Basically what Pokémon is

You like Pokémon?
Nah it's just Japanese cockfighting

by Lunatic Titty Mastering Fringe March 22, 2016


japanese grease

When you use the drippings of your take-out to oil your henges or fix your hair.

Girl 1: yo, you got that japanese grease? My hair is flat

Girl 2: yeah I just went to Mr. Wongs today.

by CammieBox December 19, 2016


japanese weaboo

A non American that is obsessed with American culture, such as watching cartoons or eating their food.

Hey did you hear about that Japanese weaboo Kyle?

by Trashboi101 October 17, 2017


Japanese Blazer

The act of a Japanese person defecating on another person by surprise.

Those South African rugby players sure got a good Japanese Blazer over the weekend

by Flash1980 October 15, 2015


Japanese Windchime

When a man slaps his penis against his inner thighs in hopes of making it grow.

Rachels penis has grown twice as large ever since he started performing those gender neutral Japanese Windchimes every night.

by Benitoscafe13 December 26, 2016