They are usually tall, dark and handosme, witty and loved by almost everyone. They might have a slight stalking problem but it's usually not their fault and you should not be affraid of them because they are not harmful. And finally, they are really friendly, but they don't have a lot of friends.
Jean-Sebastien likes to eat chips.
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ugly very high jeans with 9 inch zippers that moms wear. sometimes containing elastic waist bands. very narrow at the bottom and big along the hips. they fit mom just the way she likes it.
these mom jeans say, "i'm not a woman anymore...I'm a Mom!"
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if someone has cuffed jeans, theyβre bisexual. sorry i donβt make the rules. it is how it is
βDid you see that John has cuffed jeans? A bisexual legendβ
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Rolling up the bottoms of the legs of one's jeans. Often used to signal bisexuality and sometimes claimed by sapphics (wlw/nblw), the act is among many methods of signalling popular among queer youth. However, like with every signal, it doesn't "confirm" a person's sexuality -- anyone can cuff their jeans.
Person 1: I like your cuffed jeans! They look cool
Person 2: Thanks! I like your plaid!
plaid and flannel is another signal associated with bisexuality and queerness in general. pointing out another's signalling is often a way of communicating that you're a fellow member of the LGBTQ+ community.
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The most ass tight jeans you've ever seen on a man in your life, literally looking like they've been painted on to your legs. A stange, desperate cry is also associated with the wearing of these type of jeans, and you soon realize that it ofcourse is the aforementioned individual's balls screaming out for sweet mercy...
In the 80's, heavy metal bands like Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, epitomized the wearing of such items. Now stupid looking wimpy EMO assholes wear them exclusively crushing their already teeny weeny nuts. More likely than not, they have probably stolen their little sisters' jeans.
Not too be confused with HIPHUGGER jeans which women wear and which generally look awesome... Nuthugger jeans ofcourse look horrible, since most of the men who wear them have skinny, anorexic legs, so the end result is that these clowns look like overgrown stick insects...
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Why wear blue jeans when you could wear black jeans?
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A crazy woman who has no life so she sings pointless kid songs including "The Banana Song", "Tootie Ta" and "I'm Slowly going Crazy".
Person 1: Dude! Lets listen to some dr jean.
Person 2: You have problems man.
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