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When a male goes a week without showering before walking waist deep into any body of water that has fish and flops his dick from side to side trying to catch a fish
Two weeks ago I went jellyfishing and my dick still hurts
any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "
Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.
Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂
An orgy in the ocean or any other body of salt water.
Damn that Sleazy Jellyfish the other night, water is defiantly not a lubricant.
Committing the act of jizzing in a hot tub
Sorry man I left some jellyfish in the hot tub last night
Another name for a soft-hearted girl that likes being around other soft, spiritual people and hates anybody else.
The jellyfish girl wanted more people to go to the church that combined science and spirituality, and not with a focus on religion, so she started her own.
A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.
The jellyfish girl is gonna be there tonight.