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A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.
I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.
The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
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To falsely accused. i.e, see Richard Jewell.
Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!
Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.
Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."
a descriptive term used to describe something of excellence or beauty.
"Man that chevy is a jewel tussey"
"Damn bro, you rolled a jewel tussey"
Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones
The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard āa living gemstoneā one more time Iām going to lose my shit