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Jewish hambly

A non-Jewish school kid who argues and likes to pick fights with other students. Usually unintelligent. Other names: jewisch hambley, Jewish hamboner, jew ham, Jamarcus hamson.

Did you hear about Gabriel Iglesias?
Yeah he's a total Jewish Hambly.

by PenisPickingPecker December 28, 2015

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

by Jewish pickle November 13, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jewish foreplay

The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree

Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay

by mrmott February 2, 2009

30πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

by ThePromisedLAN November 10, 2017

15πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.

'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'

by Deputydrool November 20, 2014

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Jewish disappointment

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first

It’s the Jewish disappointment

by Tiger21boss July 3, 2020

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jewish fingering

When someone is looking for money in a vending machine

Hey dude did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine

by Puddydestroyer February 21, 2014

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž