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A skirt with a front fly paired with a button or snap, belt loops, and front or back pockets, resembling a typical pair of pants.
Named as such because they are frequently worn to work by women working in positions held mostly by women, as opposed to other types of skirts that are worn in occupations held by a lot of men.
Most jean skirts are job skirts.
She just loves to wear job skirts.
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When two "bros" (really close friends) give each other oral sex, similar to experimentation.
Im horney as fudge, give me a mo' fo' bro-job!!!
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A girl who removes her false teeth before blowing you to due away with
any potential for teeth scrapage.
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The art and science of clogging and overflooding a toilet. A Clog job can be done intentionally for fun as a prank, or can happen un-intentionally from overuse of paper or low water pressure in the restroom's plumbing.
When too much paper and waste is in the bowl, and the toilet is flushed repeatedly, the water will overfill the bowl and flood the bathroom. Panic and laughter follow closely thereafter.
"Whoa man!!... that was the best Clog Job of my life!!!
I took a HUGE dump and tossed in the entire roll of paper towels, and the entire bathroom flooded...LMAO!"
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1. A procedure or operation performed by someone with inadequate skill or knowlege of the subject.
2. Something done shoddily or ineptly.
3. A crude and improvised or temporary solution to a problem, designed to be more functional and timely than precise, durable or of good quality.
4. Something done with little forethought, organization, planning or precision.
5. A useless, inept or sloppy person.
1. "I had no fucking idea what I was doing; it was a total hack job."
2. "I told my brother to clean the bathroom, but it still looks like hell. Man, he did such a hack job."
3. "I got the radiator working for now, but it won't last long; it's just a hack job."
4. "Your paper sucks, man, you can tell it's just a hack job."
5. "Joel's such a fucking hack job; he couldn't even get his shit together in time for the party."
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When you get too spicy during a foot job that you miss and the penis goes in between the Big Toe and the toe beside it while yelling "THAT'S A SPICY PETE BALL!"
"My girlfriend tried to give me a Foot Job but it turned into a Pete Job"
When a girl rubs her soft, smooth legs against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm.
She had me lie down naked on the bed. She tied my wrists and ankles spread-eagle to the bedposts with soft nylon rope. My cock became incredibly hard as she put me in a bound and helpless position, giving her full control over me. She looked great in her gray tank top and short shorts. Her shorts revealed her amazing, long, and sexy legs. Her quadriceps, hamstrings, and calves were beautifully toned.
She laid down perpendicular to me and stretched her legs out, placing them over my waist as she sat by my side on the bed. She placed one of her thighs on my cock, causing me to twitch in pleasure against the rope that held me down. Her thigh felt so firm, yet soft, as it stroked my cock. She then moved her leg towards her so that her calf rubbed against my cock as well. She made eye contact with me as she did, and smiled at me when I moaned in pleasure from her leg’s touch. She then switched to her other leg, stroking me back and forth from her thigh to her calf.
Finally, she pressed both of her legs together with my cock in between. She moved her legs forward and back, stroking my cock in between her calves and thighs. I felt a lot of pressure building up and flooding towards my cock and balls. She squeezed her legs together harder around my cock as she continued stroking it. It was too much. I cried out as the pressure exploded through my cock and sprayed cum onto her thighs, shins, and calves. It was an amazing leg job.