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long off the tee but not with a big hooky topspin flight. anyone can hit it long with the hook. you have to be a beast in the gym and be willing to rip off the top in front of the ladies and know that you look great. proper ron burgandy i look good shit. also you have to be good with the ladies. proper charmer and have that twinkle in your eye when a nice lady walks by.
Going to play golf with some Jock Legends
The act of jocking a male athlete for no good reason. Example: Drake, Jeff H.
Jeff is the biggest Verlander jock sniff.
Noun: A masculine and dominant vagina owned by a FtM trans-person.
"Bro lemme be gay with your jock pussy"
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The situation where one is tied up in one's own jock while wearing it. Leg straps and waistband are stretched and twisted around arms and legs and sometimes, the cup portion is pulled up over the head. Usually seen in high school locker rooms where wrestlers and/or football players hang out. Is used as a noun or as a verb.
Also used to describe the locking of somebody's legs by bending them back and slipping the ankles up through the underwear leg hole or twisting the waistband down over the shoe.
During wrestling practice, they grabbed Ron and in disbelief he struggled as they quickly jock-locked him, wrapping him up in his own athletic supporter like a spider trusses up a fly before leaving him on the floor curled into a helpless, cursing ball.
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The term used to describe girls that blindly fawn over jocks. (see jock) They are oblivious to the presence of guys that would otherwise suit their personalities and treat them with respect.
Typically, they are swapped backwards and forwards between the jocks; much to the delight of the said girl - proud of her false sense of escalating popularity.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think of Alice? she's cute.
Gut 2: Nah man, forget it - she's jock meat..
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad.
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(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.
Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.
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A massive, buff cowboy who resides on Ram Ranch, Texas. Usually these cowboys get up to some quite sexual and gay activities on the ranch such as fucking in the shower or yard.
That Frat Jock has a 12 inch throbbing cock...
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