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Jonas Brothers

A band of three brothers that used to have a good sound (back when Nick was a soprano) but then Disney Channel decided to sign them and give them a bajillion dollars and now their music sucks and a bunch of fat spoiled little middle-school girls scream and faint and die because of them.

Spoiled 12-year-old girl: Oh My Jonas! I love the Jonas Brothers! Joe is such a hunk! Ahh! I'm gonna marry him one day! Ahh!
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.

Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.

by gLeek<3 March 28, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


the jonas brothers

teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.

person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.

by xoxhudaxox January 4, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

an okay band. they're lyrics DO have some meaning and the tunes and the beats are alright. but the fanbase of this group is way too much. i swear every single jonas fan out there is like a crazy stalker. but anyways...there an okay band(what do you expect, there underage) that gets way to overhyped. well they're better than Hannah Montana

crazy girl:OMG OMG!! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE COMING TO MY HOMETOWN!!!!! *jumps around and falls*
me:chill out, its not like Paramore is coming!
crazy girl:YOUR JUST A FUCKING HATER!! YOU CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!

by jadali March 17, 2008

106๐Ÿ‘ 212๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

An inspiring, amazing band from Wycoff, New Jersey. Just because their music isn't some rap song about some girls butt, or some heavy metal punk kid whining about how crap life is, with drug references and that, doesn't mean their music is kiddy. No, I am not 12. I am almost 17. I hate the incredibly cheesey High School Musical, the disney channel and Hannah Montana.

Their music is aimed at a wide audience, from children as young as 7, all the way up to adults of about 25. I admit that sometimes their music is cheesey, but atleast they write their own songs and don't just write about stupid things like tits that noone cares about.

Their influence tree goes way back, everything from My Chemical Romance, to The Backstreet Boys to Weird Al Yvonick! They do not class themselves as one genre of music, as their lyrics and tune vary from song to song, combining strong powerful guitar riffs with soft ballad-like synths.

Nick, the youngest of the amazing trio, was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Although it has been hard for him, he has never gave up, teaching children and adolescents with ANY type of illness all over the word that you can be anything you want to be.

If they are not your type of music, I'm not going to argue with you. Not many people hate them because theres nothing much to hate about them.

8 year old: I love the Jonas Brothers!
14 year old: Their music gives me a sense of belonging.. I love them so effing much.
22 Year old: Theres nothing NOT to love about these boys.

by xBELIVEIBLEDx May 31, 2008

110๐Ÿ‘ 235๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

The most amazing band in the world, Kevin, lead guitarist, Nick, vocalist, drummer, guitarist, pianist, and much more, and Joe, guitarist, vocalist, and tamborinist (lol). Awesome people who love their fans! BUY A LITTLE BIT LONGER, ITS AWESOME!!! Also have 2 other albums, its about time (not available in stores) and their Self titled album, Jonas Brothers... they are amazing and awesome

THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SO AWESOME

by The year 3000 August 24, 2008

56๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

the Jonas Brothers consist of Nick Jerry Jonas, Joe Adum Jonas, and we cant ever forget Kevin Paul Jonas II (real name Paul Kevin Jonas II) they also have a little brother frankie who is 8 i belive he is not in the bad yet but oh well. kevin is the oldest he is 20 following Joe who is now 18 and thane Nick<3 who is 15.Jonas Brothers are just simply the most ahhhmazing band in the world they write about lyrics that mean somthign to a teenager and somthing teenagers can relate to. and pesides they are soooo HOT/cute. but besides that they are just your avrage christian family who just hapeopend to become famous. AHMAZING IN COCNERT IF I MIGHT ADD. = oh and they are also filming there movie CAMP ROCK wich will be out this sumer and they are also filming there new show J.O.N.A.S wich will also be aring this summer only on DISNEY CHANNEL =

jonas brothers, kevin jonas, joe jonas, nick jonas, i love the jonas brothers

by i love the jonas brothers soo much <3 February 17, 2008

155๐Ÿ‘ 363๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

kevin, nick and joe . hottest people alive . put on such an amazing concert march 21, 2008 at trump taj majal in atlantic city .

The Jonas Brothers are so sexy and hot.

by Michellelovesthejb March 24, 2008

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