Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

B.H.W.L Judge

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.

Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.

judge your trustment

The inverse of "trust your judgement"; to consider someone's trust mislaid

You're going back to your ex? I gotta judge your trustment there."

judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.

Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.

don’t judge a netflix by the thumbnail

Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.

You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?

That looks lame!

Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!

Ok.. let’s make out.

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

Olympic judges

It's interesting how the judges seem to focus more on the mistakes an athlete makes even if the athlete has done a routine like nobody else, something that is theirs, something that is them. That's one of the worst things about the Olympics, there is really no such thing as better or worse routine, and yet they have an entire international event dedicated to grading which routine was better or worse, and that's what athletes are taught, they have to get a certain score. It's like grading what food is better or worse, some people like pizza and hate Chinese food and some people like Chinese food and hate pizza, the whole thing gets silly.

Olympic judges seem like the worst kind of people, instead of the Olympic games being the games that they are, people get the impression that all this stuff is the most serious thing in the world if they listen too closely to the judges.