Big red haired Sex Lord
He may not be packing
but he knows how to use it
bro Kane is an absolute unit in the bed but its so tiny
A kid with a big forehead who usually likes girls who are Christmas trees but hates bilingual persons of interests. he hangs out with mops and presumed child pedophiles. He also likes eating frozen beverages which make him red
Connor: Hey Alex
Alex: Shut up, I like talking to mops and pedophiles only!
John: Wow, what a Kane
Kane is the best person I’ve ever meet and he is so kind and so cute w his blue ocean eyes lmao, he actually listen to me when I’m talking to him or sumthing and he is so fucking smart🥺 I just love him
*girl* omg Kane he is so cute
Me: ik
Bro is hot af. Everyone wants to be him. All the girls love him. He has brown eyes that shine like the sun.
Wow look there's Kane.
I wish I was him.
A Kane is someone who is a complete Weeaboo. No sense of respect for both his own and asian culture, owns a katana or two, has at least one of those boob-mousepads. Only knows a couple japanese words but calls himself japanese. Retarded, knows only what he sees in anime, all who say anything bad about anime are dead to him. Pussy when it gets serious.
Dude, this kane has five katanas.
The cutest most adorable person in the world. He is one of a kind and the type of guy who will never give up on anything if it means he’ll make someone happy. He’s warm and sweet and gives the best hugs and kisses, he blushes like crazy in a good way and he has extremely attractive hair. In all good definition he is by far the hawwtest guy and at the same time the most loyalist human being ever.
Kane is my soulmate.
Kane is a spontaneous guy who is very chilled. More chilled than a fridge freezer. More dough than can fill a fridge freezer. Don't cross kane it could end with a bang.