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A male or female, or other that gets 20s and belows on tests or quizzes
Oh nibblets I just got another Keller.
Cumming on a chicks face sealing her eyes and mouth shut so she mumbles like Helen Keller!
Last night Heather was annoying me so I gave her the frosty Helen Keller.
Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
Kenyin Keller is one of the best people you will ever come across in life. One of those people who have a unique vibe and somebody who you feel like you’ve known a lifetime. He is also very slow and sometimes an asshole but he’ll always be your favorite asshole. Kenyin Keller does have some tricks up his sleeve but that is what makes him and you’ll him after you get to know his true self.
Kenyin Keller is my favorite asshole
Joey is a loyal big brother, he is smart and ongoing he never let's the bad things in life get him down. he is cute and sweet and any girl would be lucky to be his girlfriend, of course his little sister would have to meet her and make sure she's right for him but anyway, he is always the one person who can keep you and your secrets safe.
Joey Keller is caring
Colby is a sexy beast, as he has a sharp jawline and cheekbones. Hes a dirty dawg and would be willing to do anything for another subrscriber. (in my username)
Colby can often fail NNN hourly and can struggle with not being racist online playing fortnite. He loves the tates and had over 20000 in the bank at 15 from a company he owned. At 17 he has a networth of 7.4 million.
Girl #728: I just had the time of my life with colby keller!!!
Top G friend: He pulls so many females