kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.

Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...

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kick swift

To run like a pussy from feds/goons/angry parents, usually while abandoning your friends and losing all dignity in the process

Honky 1: Shit! Goons up ahead!

Honky 2: Kick swift!

Kicked out

Means you’re banned from a place or an event

See banned

you have been kicked out of walmart for eating every bag of takis without paying. you shall not pass.

kick hoi

Derived from the play The King and I, and some strange person's unhealthy obsession with the word "hoi". Used in the same way as the word "kick ass/kickass" would be used. Can also be used in ways such as, "kicked hoi", "kicking hoi", "kickhoi", "hoi kicker", and the ever-popular "THAT KICK'S MAJOR HOI".

Nerd #1: So, ohmygod, what did you think of those golden pants?
Nerd #2: THEY KICKED SO MUCH HOI!

kick back

small gathering between group of friends, more than a get together, less than a party (used in nor-cal central valley)

Ill call up a few guys and a few girls over to my house, we'll have a kick back

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Kick An Orphan

Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.

Hey Jhon, lets go play an honest game of Kick An Orphan!

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krunkle kick

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys

I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick

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