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kinky bum sex

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.

Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.

by bitchuck October 23, 2023

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Kinky Gay Sex

Gey secks involving many things such as a man cumming all over your face, or getting cummed in then drinking it threw a straw, and feeling your man all over with whip cream.

Paul was happily engaging in Kinky Gay Sex sucking on Matt's dick. Matt started thrusting hard inside slapping his nuts on Paul's Eye sockets. Matt pulled out and came all over Paul's face. Paul was smiling with a cum face and Matt took a pic of it. Hawt kinky buttsecks.

by SkypeMe OmgNoWayILuvCows April 27, 2011

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kinky butt sex

state of giving sex in a kinky way. rubbing penis around the rim then in.

what are u doing. Having kinky butt sex?
what type of porn u lookin at? Kinky butt sex

by Lancerbean March 13, 2004

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Kinky Biooootch

the biggest loser around (laura) who needs her sex to keep her happy and if she doesnt get this in less than a day she will soon turn into a hairy lesbian and end up fucking herself for her own pleasure.

what a great life !! u evil whore !!

by Margi January 24, 2005

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kinky fat chicks

explains itself, seen on Jerry Springer, also best band in the world, kfc's will do anything for a little something

1: dude, ur girls a freak, she's a kfc man, she's a kinky fat chick

2: whoa, Kinky Fat Chicks is the bomb diggity

by Mr. Heisman March 5, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


kinky butt sex

Where 2 or more people have butt sex. When they try odd ways of doing it or juss down right doing it.

Sally and Bob had some extremely kinky butt sex last night while watching X-files!!!!!

by Midnitesun November 8, 2003

57๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


kinky asian sex

Kinky - marked by unconventional sexual practices including fetishism and sadomasochism among others

This is the type of sex you are promised by many or all breeds of the Asian woman. Kinky Asian sex is generally characterized by furry red handcuffs, gags, whips, curling irons, or other sex-related paraphernalia generally unused by the majority of the non-Asian public.

While this "kinky Asian sex" may sound appealing at first, heed this warning: while many breeds of Asian promise this act (most commonly in the back of the car, a public place, or otherwise), they may abandon you. This may leave you in an unpleasant situation, depending on your state of mind. You may be handcuffed and/or gagged in the back of your car or in a public place with no escape aside from the occasional ogling passerby. The Asian may promise you kinky Asian sex, but may instead go to get food or become distracted by a shiny new Hello Kitty or Pokemon product, or an incredibly difficult physics problem that is begging to be solved.

Bottom line: Beware of the enticing kinky Asian sex - it may be fun and different at first, but if said Asian becomes distracted, you may be stranded in an unsavory place.

"Hey, could you come pick me up? This girl promised me kinky Asian sex but I received none and am now stranded. Help me!"

by lala132 August 20, 2011

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