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Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten
Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
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A popular internet game in which a poor defenseless kitten is blasted out of a cannon. It proceeds to bounce along the ground, picking up speed from bombs, explosives, and trampolines, and being stopped by sharp metal spikes and venus flytraps. After the bloodied kitten comes to a stop, your distance is recorded. Very addicting game of pure luck.
-Dude, are you playin kitten cannon?
-Yeah man.
-Me too, i just got 2500 feet!
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UwU kittens are the sexiest ppl to live. If you find one, dont play with its feelings because it will BARK BARK BARK at you.
Dang mywife is a UwU kitten, i willnever leave her broken harted😍
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A term of endearment for close friends
I am so happy that I have spent all week with my boo kittens at work!!!
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A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.
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E-Kitten is a discord e girl who will obey you have e-seggs and yeah
My E-Kitten is cute
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Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.
1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"
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