A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.
"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
It's an drunk lamp from DHMIS ( Dont Hug Me I'm Scared ) that make an yellow guy drown in oil
Larry the lamp: somebody an bad dream
Yellow Guy: *scared noises and sinking into the oil*
Larry the lamp: *keeps repeating*
Yellow Guy: *screaming and drowns in oil*
The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.
Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you
Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?
Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
One of a kind metal lamp built in 2014 by a simple man from New York to honor the boy band One Direction and it's One Direction fandom. The fandom who by the way has the power to make anyone famous. Harry Styles has tweeted about the lamp on Twitter The One Direction Lamp story has featured on People.com ABC TV's Good Morning America BuzzFeed.com Huffpost.com Tumbler.com Me.me IMBD.com
1D lamp Harry styles just tweeted about the One Direction lamp
The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.
"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"
A "lamp nigger" is an African American man that switches on and off your lights without you knowing.
-Did you turn the light off?
-No, it was propably the lamp nigger.
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