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road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015


Larry the lamp

It's an drunk lamp from DHMIS ( Dont Hug Me I'm Scared ) that make an yellow guy drown in oil

Larry the lamp: somebody an bad dream
Yellow Guy: *scared noises and sinking into the oil*
Larry the lamp: *keeps repeating*
Yellow Guy: *screaming and drowns in oil*

by Orangedefinitely August 13, 2021


bitch lamp

A FUCKER

THATS A BITCH LAMP MAN

by PenisFuckYou May 10, 2021


hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.

Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo

by 96blaze January 7, 2014


1D lamp

One of a kind metal lamp built in 2014 by a simple man from New York to honor the boy band One Direction and it's One Direction fandom. The fandom who by the way has the power to make anyone famous. Harry Styles has tweeted about the lamp on Twitter The One Direction Lamp story has featured on People.com ABC TV's Good Morning America BuzzFeed.com Huffpost.com Tumbler.com Me.me IMBD.com

1D lamp Harry styles just tweeted about the One Direction lamp

by A Simple man from New York November 10, 2021


Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017


lamp nigger

A "lamp nigger" is an African American man that switches on and off your lights without you knowing.

-Did you turn the light off?
-No, it was propably the lamp nigger.

by LampNigger September 22, 2017

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