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Pen Leak

When a man ejaculates thick white semen which slowly drips down the rod.

I think I made his pen leak last night.

by Nahojini September 2, 2019


leake

English idiom for flakey, unreliable or generally nauseating.

Associated with Northern Staffordshire (Cobridge tarts)

She’s such a Leake, never ever does what she plans.

I got proper leake’d on the other day. Jonty bailed again!

by James is funnier than you xx October 25, 2019


Leak War

A leak war is when nerds who buy mp3 files and then pass them to their other broke friends and have all their songs leak because they are so passed that 10 people have each song so then they end up all leaking in a short amount of time.

Daniel the fat broke guy had both ways leaked on him during the recent leak war.

by revoltingback August 1, 2023


Magic leak

(aka. magic bleed).

When your supernatural powers bleed out of your body-causing them to become weaker or eventually be lost.

'The more ichor (liquid gold blood of the gods) that bled from the demigod's body, the more faint, as well as powerless he felt; He was having a magic leak and so his winged guardian spirits tried to feed him ambrosia (the healing elixir of the gods), in an attempt to revive him.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 30, 2022


Ghost Leak

A scary little roof leak that you never knew you had until one day….BOO!!! You’re about to do some regular maintenance work and suddenly your breathe is taken away by the appearance of a $5,000.00 roof repair bill.

Homeowner: “ I never even knew I had a leak!”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”

by RoofZen August 23, 2021


Sneaky Leak

The act of pushing out a silent fart without being noticed or creating a scent. This is often a non-percussive fart in which air smoothly moves out of the butthole in a constant stream.

Being that we had burritos for dinner, I had to push out several sneaky leaks during the movie afterwards. My date did not notice.

by Boeford E. Snuts July 18, 2022


Cheesy leak

When you didn't wash your bits after sex or masturbation and the sperm has dried up and made a disgusting smelling cheese.

Bro 1: Hey bro imma take a leak
Bro 2: Yeah sure bro

*1 min later*

Bro 1: ey bro it be looking like a cheesy leak down there!
Bro 2: that's disgusting bro go wash yourself!

by Bigdickdonaldduck August 2, 2018