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A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.
“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)
the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude
another way of saying you are 33 years old
It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal
When a couple gets together with a significant age gap, especially a middle aged or older man and an 18 to early 20s woman. Named for the joke Leonardo DiCaprio's early 20s girlfriend
Dude, I hooked up with an 18 year old chick last night. It was awesome!
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio
Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A theory of emergent rights which states that as human beings; we are all one person in different bodies.
The legal FOUNDATION of postmodernism..
Legal frequentism argues that our bodies--not minds--are responsible for our sundry behaviors. This indicates that we are legally but not morally liable for our actions since we did not choose our individual bodies.
Anything goes. No trouble for your actions.
I hope we get away with robbing that bank. Don't worry we'll say it's Ben Dawson legal.