Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

fork lift truck

this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up

she is sleeping lets get out the fork lift

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Northern Irish Lifts

YO HES A NORTHERN IRISH LAD FAM, YOUR TELLING ME HES FRIENDS WITH MR NO BRAIN (AKA AC LIFTS) AND NIL POSTS YOUTUBE CONTENT AS WELL, WHY NOT DROP A SUB TO HIS CHANNEL

Northern Irish Lifts Meets AC Lifts In Belfast To Surf Elevators

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Push and lift

the method in which a woman usues to pee standing up

Leshia stood next to the tree when she pushed and lifted he clitoris in order to urinate without squatting

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fart lift off

(Spanish) When you fart so hard you literally take off from your seat

My head really hurts. It started yesterday when I smashed my head against the ceiling after a fart lift off

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lifting bar elf

抬杠的精灵，简称杠精
Descibe someone who has something wrong in her brain.

U r such a lifting bar elf.
你他妈真是个杠精

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Lift My Eyes

A saying used when you are feeling down and depressed.

John: You look sad today Chloe. :(
Chloe: Sorry , need someone to Lift My Eyes.

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