Ching ming ling let me get that dilk

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.

Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?

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ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.

Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

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swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)ling

1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition

"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"

"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"

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ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

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Shai-ling

Shai-ling is strong and powerful women who will fight you with no hesitation. She will be loving and friendly but don't underestimate her smarts she is intelligent and can manipulate you if you betray her. She will either be in the lgbtq+ or support it. Having her by your side would be your best option because she will always have your back.

Shai-ling is the best person you'll ever meet, very helpful, and caring

Linge

Wierd behaviour

Being out of character for someone you know

'Mate, hes been proper linge lately'

Linges

Just and simply the best. You'll never meet anyone like him. You may want to date him but he wouldn't bother cause he's the best. He loves nothing but himself

I am Linges.