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Since people would only recognize this word for the uk London so I wanted to define the name.A London you would meet us very smart and talented and very pretty and have lots of confidence she may be shy at first but once you meet her you would have a time of your life and also she is very funny.I know all this because my name is London:) KEEEP YOUR LONDON
Hey guys let’s hang out with London#2
When you wait for your significant other to get in the shower and soap up. This works best if you wait until the room is hot enough to mirror fog up. Run in, fart in the bathroom and hold the door shut from the outside.
I made my boyfriend sleep on the couch because he gave me a London Fogger before bed.
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A varience of the London Fog Horn only the recipient is made aware of the act before hand as to prepare by having a lighter handy. When the manufacturer of the London Fog Horn preforms his task (farts in her mouth)the woman keeps the gas in her mouth only to light the lighter in front of her face and exhale the flamible substance onto the lighter, which creates a flame of biblical proportions.
Man, when that bitch did the "London Broiler" last night, she stunk up my room with the smell of my own burnt ass hair!
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A small town in central Wisconsin. Known for drunk fun escapades, underage women, and great fishing!
Im going to New London to get drunk, laid, and catch some Northern!
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The area of London south of the river thames. just as nice as north london (depends within) but people pretend it doesnt exist. Also is badly served by the tube cuz of lazy buggers at TFL. Also, west of the A20 the roads are crap except the A3.
(IN London)
Person 1: lets go to Greenwich, South London
Person 2: What?
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Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.
I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.
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An underground, subsurface and overground series of railway lines which have been in existence since the 19th century. Its a common myth that the London Underground's purpose is to link different areas of London together. It's true purpose is to form a massive competition area for the contest 'Worlds most rudest person, EVER'. The competition, first devised by Victorian engineers to seek new highs in global twatbaggery, also seeks to answer the age old question - how many tired people can you fit in a small space at 7am in the morning before the onset of mental breakdown resulting in mass murder. The engineers including Isambard Kingdom Brunel theorised that one day the population of the earth would exceed the amount of available landmass, and therefore a plan of effective space travel would be needed to begin a new colonisation on a distant planet, such as Slough, Reading or Basingstoke and how many buses or train carriages the mass exodus would require so a horrendously overpriced and ridiculously complex ticketing system could be devised.
I love getting on the London Underground, further generations will thank me for being driven closer to poverty by a smelly run down railway network lacking investment.
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