When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
When you hold your mom's dick while you pee
I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”