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It will never happen and if it does are you sure you would want to change your past?
"This icecream flavor sucks. I wish I had a time machine to go back and pick a different one."
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A Smoke Machine is a machine that shoots out smoke and hides your friend from dancing like a fool.
Also a Smoke Machine can be used in movies to create a fake fire.
How many fingers did you use on the Smoke Machine to hide drews dancing?
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Serial killer famed by Stephen King who likes to kill his victims with a straight razor.
I was going to shave this morning , but my roomate Alexis Machine stole my razor and killed everyone at the office.
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a machine used to get a woman off. Usually has a dildo on the end of it.
I knew becky was a freak when I saw her sex machine.
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A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.
Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)
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A person who is so slutty that they themselves are a machine for sluttyness.
Look at that Slut Machine just taking dicks like a champ.
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1. Snowmobile (Alaska slang = snowmachine)
2. Snowmaking machine, for a ski slope.
3. A machine used in a theater to create the illusion of falling snow.
I rode my snow machine, over some fake snow from the snow machine, and I remembered a movie where they obviously were using a snow machine.
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