mack hammer

the mack hammer is a figurative hammer that one "lays" when one "macks" on a woman. this occurs only when one macks and does not enter the "friend zone." to lay the "chisel" is the opposite of laying the mack hammer, it is to enter the friend zone. to "thattababe" is to lay down the mack hammer with all the authority that one can muster. mack hammer is most often used in the phrase "lay the mack hammer down" with a gesture of using a hammer.

Tay lays some serious mack hammer dude, thattababe.

No one lays the mack hammer down like the Piecerkids.

Hey Lauren is it ok if i lay the mack hammer down on your mom?

Scott is dual wielding!! Lay the mack hammer down!

Dude, Govan is in the friend zone, he totally chisels.

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Mack attack

A "Mack attack" is when Joe "Brandon" Biden pops-off.

The theory goes that he has two split personalities: Jack (cringe) and Mack (based). When Mack takes over, he says stuff like "c'mon Jack!" When Jack takes over, he's sleepy Joe.

"Hey, did you see the White House press conference where a reporter asked a dumb question and Biden just shot them down with a 'No. Next question?'"
"Yeah! Mack attack! Pretty alpha."

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mack out

To dress sharp, impress through clothing. Totally kill it.

First heard mentioned in Rush Hour 2

"Hey, bro, I need to mack out before the party tonight."

"We can't go out tonight until we mack out"

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macking down

A hardcore make-out session.

Kilie and Kyler were totally macking down at that party last night!

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mack tactics

copyrighted by maxwell, of chico. mac tactics is one's form of hitting on girls.

GAWD brett! you have the WORST mack tactics ever!

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Mall Mack

A scrotum containing 3 nuts. This results from your parents screaming "Mall Mack!" When they were having sex.A solution is to get one removed by preforming the Bme pain-olympics.

I figured out Austin Self has a mall mack.

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Mack Brown

Head football coach for the University of Texas.

Generally known to be one of the best recruiters in the country. His gameday coaching skills were widely questioned until he won the 2005 national championship.

Mack Brown's record as the head coach for the Texas Longhorns is 83-19.

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