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A once-popular misconception held by anti-marijuana advocates, perpetuated by drug dealers and gangsters lacing selling-marijuana with other, more harmful drugs to induce physical addiction in their buyers.
Technically an impossibility, as marijuana does not cause fatal, or even considerable damage in the short term (not counting injuries sustained while under the influence).
Commonly used as an often-misinterperated metaphorical arugment that if you have taken enough of a drug to have gone completely out of your gord, you've taken a "dose" more of it than you should have.
High-Strung Joe- "Stop smokin' that, dude! You're going to have a marijuana overdose, dude! It happened to Crazy Collin after he bought from that toothless dude we found in the sewer! Willie? WILLIE!?"
Willie the Pothead- "I feel sooo relaxed... Like, duuuude... woww... duuuude...."
A Well-Adjusted Pedestrian- "Willie just collapsed and pissed his pants in public: if you ask me, he's already overdosed. Drag him home so he can sleep it off in peace."
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when you smoke grass you feel very relaxed, distances seem to be shorter making places and objects seem closer to you than they really are. Also, perception of time is distorted - a span of a few minutes may seem to last for more than an hour or so. But you're feeling so calm and serene you don't really care. One minute under the influence of Mary Jane is a marijuana minute.
At the Pink Floyd concert there was some maximum pot smoking. Jeffrey pulled out a fairly large reefer. Me and him took turns toking. The band kicked into the psychedelic warhorse "Astronomy Domine" which is best described as sounding like "rock'n'rollStar Trek". WOW!
That song ran for about 4 minutes or so but it seemed to last more like around 40 minutes to me. That's marijuana minutes for you.
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It's bullshit. You CANNOT be addicted to cannabis.
Everyone who thinks it's addicting has never chronically smoked.
There's is a HUGE difference between being addicted, and just not wanting to stop.
It's not like any other drug, or even tobacco where it's hard to quit.
Most people don't want to, but if you ever want to stop smoking pot, you'll have absolutely NO PROBLEM doing so.
Authority Figure: Don't smoke cannabis, you'll form a Marijuana Addiction!
Smoker: Fuck you!
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everyone is tired of waiting for 4:20
bob:YES! 420 is only 2 days away
Aaron: fuck that its marijuana monday!!!!
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a march that is used to try to legalize marijuana.
that marijuana march was so good.
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When one smokes more marijuana than their own body weight.
Which is kinda imposible becasue you would pass out after about 3 pounds to your face.
It would also cost about $681000 150 pounds of bad weed.
Man that badass motherfucker just smoked 100 pounds to his face, hes gunna die from a Marijuana Overdose
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One who supplies you with everything you need for weed.
Hey Derek who was that girl you were with? Oh don't worry dude that's just my marijuana mama.
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