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cockney rhyming slang for penis
your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus
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Mars 29 is the best day of your life
If someone say when is your birthday, you can say “mars 29th. And the will be like wow “you’re the coolest and the best person of them all
Hey are you’re birth on mars 29th?
Well then u probably say “ yes”
And they will say “wow you’re fabulous and awesome
After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.
I feared going to Mars as I wasn’t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.
A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.
I want to have mar john for a lifetime.
If you were born this day, congrats!
You are the most genuine, honest and definitely the baddest bitch.
But you can be too honest and say too much sometimes, but it doesn’t matter cuz you are a cutie.
Person born on Mars 30th: *says something inappropriate*
Other person: “well that was inappropriate, but whatever she’s/he’s honest and suuuuper cute”