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When a man is mounted atop a woman with his balls in her mouth, he shifts forward as to move his ass right above your open mouth and farts.
"Dude, I was tea-baggin' this bitch and she bit my sack! I had no choice but to give 'er a Marshal Mouth Missile!"
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When your feeling basic and controlling so decide to do missionary but use a solid log of doodoo instead of your penis.
Gave her the dirty Paul Marshall and she ain’t even know it.
This guy has abs and can for sure grind. He looks like some guy bumping it in the club when he's dancing. And his jawline is SUPER sharp, but his absolute best feature is his blue eyes and Aussie accent.
Person1: Damn look at that guy
Person2: Yeah they must be Irissa James Marshall.
RandomPerson: He looks like he'd be good in bed! ;)
Person2: Yeah he's black from the waist down!
When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.
My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.
The story revolves around Peter Bretter, who is a music composer for a TV show that happens to feature his girlfriend, Sarah Marshall, in the lead role. After a five-year relationship, Sarah abruptly breaks up with Peter. Devastated by this event, he chooses to go on a vacation in Hawaii, in order to try to move forward with his life. Trouble ensues when he runs into his ex on the island as she is vacationing with her new boyfriend.
Watching forgetting sarah marshall
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A public high school in Fairfax County which receives probably the least amount of FCPS funding in the AAA Liberty District. This high school is also one of the only ones that doesn't have a crew team, and the nastiest inside... aside from Langley. It has one of the best DECA chapters in Fairfax County, and all of Virginia basically. Sportswise, it's nothing special except the students there excel in Tennis, Swimming, Baseball, and ocasionally Golf. The Lacrosse and Football teams are just plain awful. The school is a mixture of middle, uppermiddle and lowerclass kids. The boundries are really random so there is a huge racial variety. Most of the graduates from Marshall end up going to JMU, Tech, UVA, or GMU.
overall its a school mostly focused on partying, getting into college, not obeying your parents, and getting away with it.
Marshall high school, meh it could be worse... we could be cokehead warhawks, heroin shooting' saxons, or even plain old boring highlanders!
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Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"
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