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Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

by Crimson15 August 13, 2023


Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 1, 2018


Tollbar MAT

Greatest establishment ever founded, place of hope and peace

Hampo: Hey, I’ve been really stressed today

Steve: Looks Like You Need To Go To Tollbar MAT

by Billy the Volt associate April 23, 2024


[Vegno mat]

Venerina expression used to express your anger at someone/something

Porco dio se ne te tase sito vegno mat

by suck ass December 9, 2019


The Mats

Doing a mechanical outplay

The Mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017


The Mats

Doing a clean mechanical outplay

The mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017


mat harvey

a person that will have sex with any male or female thats moving... also tends to go for girls/boys much younger than himself, also enjoys getting stoned and flushing his life down the toilet....

look, is that Mat Harvey 30 year old kissing an 10 year old :0

by I Know All, So Obey Me... August 17, 2011